trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone
or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops
Two kinds of people.
can you imagine how many spiders there are in that tree
Three. Three kinds of people.
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Rapunzel + Eugene
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
oh my god
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom
because the P is silent
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Helena Bonham Carter
Neil Harris, Robert Downey, Joseph Levitt, Helena Carter. Doesn’t that make you uncomfortable?
That makes me so uncomfortable.
Doesn’t matter, i still want it.
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.