noonshiners:

noonshiners:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom

because the P is silent

the-doctors-consulting-detective:

impossibleastronaut:

ooswin:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Helena Bonham Carter

Neil Harris, Robert Downey, Joseph Levitt, Helena Carter. Doesn’t that make you uncomfortable?

That makes me so uncomfortable.

evolve-within:

Doesn’t matter, i still want it. 

brachiosaurs:

improbablenormality:

caraknightley:

puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

#this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song 

And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.

talihinasunrise:

i love how they’re all hugging their animals and then Meg’s just like “the fuq is this shit”

perfectdisaaster:

holy shit. Josh’s screams. someone hold me.

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

comatherapy:

ian casselman | marianas trench | face the music tour

november 1, 2012 | victoria, bc