why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom
because the P is silent
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Helena Bonham Carter
Neil Harris, Robert Downey, Joseph Levitt, Helena Carter. Doesn’t that make you uncomfortable?
That makes me so uncomfortable.
Doesn’t matter, i still want it.
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
i love how they’re all hugging their animals and then Meg’s just like “the fuq is this shit”
holy shit. Josh’s screams. someone hold me.
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context
ian casselman | marianas trench | face the music tour
november 1, 2012 | victoria, bc